Last Call For Alcohol
The bar is closing as the clock nears three,
And the waiter sings his very last phrase
To the guys and dolls in the very last phase of life,
Strife and dissipation.
So the waiters speak again,
And the drinkers seek again:
Another bar to outlet all their blues.
“Last call for booze!”
“Last call for alcohol!”
So the waiters sing their mournful cry
To the men and women who want to die,
Cause they can’t continue their supply of alcohol.
How quite unfortunate,
As you listen to their importunate pleas of,
“Please, buddy, can’t you spare another drink?”
How ominous that last phrase sounds
As the realization hits them
That they can’t get any more rounds
Of whisky or gin,
Or anything else that’ll let them in
To the land of Oobladee.
When you ask them why they drink,
They stop, they pause, they think.
And what excuses they all give,
Such as, “This is really livin’ ”
Or, “The job’s a bore…’
‘Can’t take no more of life!
What strife!
So they’ll stay as long as they can stall,
Until their weary faces fall
And Jimmy utters his last call:
“Last call for alcohol.”
“Last call for alcohol.”
©Last Call For Alcohol 1953
Lyrics; Our Times, Our Culture;
Arlene Corwin
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